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And some people just have terrible gag reflexes! I did, for the first thirty years of my life.

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So basically your dick is like a toothbrush. You are exactly as intimidating as Colgate.

This is as fun for me as when I brush my tongue for social reasons. My body is rejecting this act, FYI.

So imagine your dick is cat hair. Drank way too much at the pregame, and continued to drink way too much throughout the night. We started hooking up, and I definitely had the spins and knew I was going to puke but thought it thiis wait I was wrong.

Right at the end of the BJ I just started puking.

Then he turned on the lights and saw the scene, and ran to the bathroom to puke. We were both simultaneously puking.

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I ended up hooking up with him on and off for the rest of the year, so I guess he liked it? One afternoon, aternoon achieved the holy grail of parenting: We snuck out to the garage, closed the door, and I crouched down behind a marble table to perform my wifely duties—I know, how romantic.

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I think we were going for hot and og. There I was pleasuring my husband when I started to gag. Gagging happens, though. You finish the job. Imagine my surprise when the gagging turned into honest to goodness vomiting…right there on his member.

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Did you just puke? I think so.

What do I do? Luckily, we are both still laughing about it. Jezebel managing editor Erin Ryan spoke with her friend Drew Grant, who had barfed on not one dick, but several, and who offered a great deal of insight into the experience.

Here is their conversation:.

And the pros seem to employ an astonishing number of moves with their afterrnoonsaving their mouths a lot of trouble. Whatever it takes, right?

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